Thoughts!

• Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.

• No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

• When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case Heaven is like the IRS.

• Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen
asleep yet.

• If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption is crime,
and crime doesnt pay... Does knowledge, in the end, leave you broke?

• Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

• There's no place like home.com.

• I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

• The computer revolution is over. They won.

By Pikaki